Hi to everybody...here's three to hopefully put a smile upon your faces...

The tri stages of sex in marriage-

1.Tri-weekly
2.Try-weekly
3.Try-weakly

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The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the
priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her
that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wears panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious.
Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and do five
cartwheels on your way to the altar.

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A woman with really hairy underarms boards a
crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for
hanging onto one of the poles.

A drunk man next to her stares at her for three
minutes, then tells her, "I love a woman that does
aerobics."

The woman replies angrily, "I don't DO aerobics!"

The drunk man then looks at the woman and says,
"Then how did you get your leg up so high?"

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Big hugs to one and all...