Hi to everybody...can't go to bed without a chuckle...nearly forgot tonight...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet
and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she
noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said,
"Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open."
He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he
noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a
little fun with his secretary and called her back into his
office. "By the way Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed
my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a
soldier standing at attention ?"
"Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little
disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
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A woman walks into a hardware store and says
"I want to buy a hinge."
The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that
hinge?"
The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for
the toaster."
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A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped
giving milk.
The townspeople did a little research and discovered
they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles -
or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally,
--- they got the cow from Minsk.
It was a great cow: had a wonderful disposition, and
gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it
dearly. The people decided they would mate the cow
and get more cows like it, and then they would never
have to worry about their milk supply again.
So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into
the pasture. When the bull came in from the right to
mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull
moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved
to the right. This went on all day.
Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask
the rabbi what to do. After all he was very wise.
They told him the story. "Rabbi, we've tried all day
to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right
the cow moves left and when the bull moves in from the
left the cow moves to the right. What do we do?"
The Rabbi thought a moment and asked, "Did you buy this
cow from Minsk?"
"Rabbi!" they replied as one, "You are so wise! We never
said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that?"
The Rabbi said, sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."
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Big hugs to one and all...definitely night night this time
