WELCOME TO JENRAY'S TIME OF LIFE

Hi to everybody on this glorious Bank Holiday Sunday...cloudy, chilly and showery...luvverly...just what the doc ordered for rest and recuperation for all you people who could have done with a sunny break from work and me to stop going stir crazy shut up at home...oh, well...as I said to Kev, I'm playing my game and there's more sun in it than there is in the real damned world...not sure I want to even come back to the darned world after the election with Boris the buffoon stunned into gobsmacked silence when they announced the results...panic embodied...clearly never expected to win, and clearly didn't want to...ever seen a choker chain on a man...well keep looking because that's what Boris is going to have around his balls from now on...the Conservative party and especially, Cameron, who must be shitting bricks now, is going to rein him in and imprison him in case he ruins their chances of winning the next election... Here's hoping he escapes quite frequently and his true clown self emerges again for all to see...hmmm...that's all I'm going to say about the new Mayor of London...
I've increased my swearing this afternoon by a hundred fold...trying to get my avatar in my game to jump onto some crates reduced me to a gibbering swearing idiot as she jumped in the air, jumped past them, jumped round them, and bloody hell, would she jump on them...like hell she would, but eventually after the game got the idea that driving the players insane isn't the idea, my keyboard responded - I think it was screaming with pain actually I'd bashed the space bar so many times harder each time, that makes her jump - and she jumped onto the crates, over them and did what I'd been trying to make her do for twenty minutes... Now I've come out of it, because there's no point pushing my luck...next time I'm expecting her to turn round and swear back at me for being so crap with the controls...
That's it, my lovely probably wet friends, have a good rest of the day...Lost is back as well tonight for all you fans out there including moi, and great big hugs to one and all in the meantime...

Hi to everybody...good night last night...slept right through...now it's housework today and have had my coconut massage and waiting for hubby to bring the Sunday newspaper home because it's too darned dreary and chilly to go out...
No plans today except work, doing the washing...(well hanging it up) changing the beds, vacuuming the house and my job of cooking the dinner tonight, the rest is hubby's....HLOL...I would do it if I could actually do it physically but can't unfortunately...I've got a lovely man here who doesn't moan about having to help out, doesn't half make me feel like a lazy so and so though...if we get most of it out of the way today, with a bit of luck, we might get the forecast sun tomorrow and get out...but not counting on it...usual Bank Holiday let down weatherwise....there's always Tuesday as well...so cross fingers the darned sun will stick its head out from behind the clouds one day...
That's it for now...have a great time even if you can't get out and a relaxed time too...great big hugs to one and all....